You Didn’t Tell Me You Had a Boyfriend Because “You Never Asked”
Hey, you! These last 3 weeks have been amazing! It’s been great getting to know you, and I can’t believe we have so much in common! We even like all the same food, which I found out after I bought you dinner 5 times. You’ve got expensive taste, lady! Ha, oh forgive me for yawning, but I’m just a little tired from all the late night conversations we’ve been having. Not that I’m complaining, it’s just a little taxing to stay up until the sun comes up 3 nights in a row. When it’s with you, I hardly mind! We just have this amazing connection, you know? I feel like I could tell you anything, and that’s why I want you to know that I’m totally falling for you. Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed! Am I blushing? This feels so right! Why are you covering your mouth? Why are you slowly inching away from me? What? You WHAT? Just friends? WHY, we clearly like each- you have a boyfriend? That’s not possible, right? Where is he? Where has he been? He works nights? What? What about weekends? He’s a homebody? Ugh, i’m going to puke. I can’t believe this. I’ve been friend-zoned for the first time since 8th grade. This is the worst feeling since puberty.
Ah yes.